- Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom

- Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck

- Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!

- Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big

- Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she get an estimate.

- Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.

- Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

- Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

- Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.